Ok.  So, a while back ago, Montgomery Chapter had our own website (which we still do, it just hasn't been updated in eons) and our own forums.  One of the topics was the "Moving Story."  It's similar to word association, except with a twist.  One person starts the story, then everybody else continues said story.  Who knows what adventures and predicaments might become unraveled through the randomness of a DeMolay's mind.  >:)  If any of you want, you can continue on with what we have.  Due to circumstances, an ending was put on the story, but somebody might just stumble along all the carnage and mayhem that was created in the MONTGOMERY CHAPTER MOVING STORY OF 2004 - THE LOST CHAPTER.

There was a DeMolay chapter on the way to conclave that got a little lost on the way. So they stopped at an old lady's house because a thunderstorm was coming. The house was big, and the old lady seemed very odd.

"You young fellers need to be more...."

Suddenly there was a huge flash of lighting and an unknown, yet bloodcurdling scream. The house fell dark. DI (hey, it might as well be about us) pulled out a lighter and lit a nearby candle. The old lady was gone, but where she stood was a terrifying Obese man, with no shirt on, and a very hairy and sweaty chest who spoke while twirling his finger in his hair

"How you both doing'?"

And they replied ".....AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Then, suddenly a chandelier from above fell on the obese man and killed him.

"Whew, thank God that’s out of our sight." said Cody.

"Yeah," said Robert, "but what are we going to do now?"

Then DI said, "OK Everybody! Turn to page 13 in our ritual books and let’s get started!"

Everybody stared at him in awe, wondering why they would do ritual now. Then David said "Guy of Auvergne, me thinks thou hast placed thyself on a giblet, or a rack of ribs, or even worse, a T-bone steak."

And then everybody turned to him and ran at him, thinking he was Hollywood. Then, Cody started to run the other way, screaming, "Where's the cream filling?!"

Then a giant mascot for the Twinkie Company ate him alive, making him the cream filling.

Then Phill held Chilly Willy Tightly and said “It's ok my precious...my precious...the precious, she is mine."

Then Frodo popped out of the forest and stole Chilly Willy and ran away with him. Everybody chased him into the forest, but they themselves were being chased by little green men from the Bugs Bunny Cartoon, and they were yelling..." "IT’S IT’S ...... “Phill stopped and looked back "ITS MARVIN THE MARTIAN and K9."

Then everyone woke up and realized it was all just a dream. However, they were all trapped in a cell-like room. Robert had not fallen "asleep", but he was pacing around the outside of the cell.

DI asked him, "Who put us here?"

Robert replied "The CHS football team put you all there; they assumed you were a cult... I left out that I was a member, but recommended they let me guard you!"

He winked as he swung the keys around his finger, and then let all of his brethren out.

Then Cody Said "Hey why does DI have a Job robe on?"

Upon hearing this Josh jumped up and down upon hearing was locked in a cell with a Job all night. Because of this he screamed "Bloody Murder!!!"

Then Hollywood came running through the hallways with a knife. Tripping over his own feet, he fell down, throwing the knife as he did. The knife landed Right to the left of Bret's head, causing him to scream "Holy Shaved Ice Cream! That was close!"

And then as he wish so it happened a pile of holy shaved ice cream fell on him from above. and David screamed out " LOOK IT CAME FROM ABOVE" in which situation Phillip calmly looked at everyone and said “holy CILLY WILLY” then David came running in with all of the chapter robes so we can have a meeting...and they all said in unison "....WHAT?"

Just then, Robert was thrown into the cell by evil ninjas.

"I thought you said that the football team put us in here?" Cody said.

"That’s what Scott said, but he was being stupid. But we have to get out of here; the ninjas are going to blow the place up!"

They all started to pay more attention when an incredibly long fuse was light by the infamous Logan Montgomery of Franklin Chapter

"That's not Logan!" Hollywood yelled

"That's Lexi and Emily!!!!!”

"Dang it Robert I knew kissing her hand was a step to far!" David exclaimed

And then Phill comes to the rescue by pulling a fluke out of his back pocket and finding out the fuse was miswired like David "I knew that skill would come in handy"

David gathers the order together and has a meeting.

"Well we are trapped in a cell with evil ninjas and the SSW and PSSW after us. What is the plan?"

....*Phill pulls a box of Ethernet out of his back pocket and a set of crimpers from his hand dandy tool belt. Then a hand full of ends from another pouch and says* "lets make some wire and light the fires. It's plenum it won’t smoke."

Bret smacks Phill while he was working on the cables and said, "PHILLIP I saw that you were looking at my manboobs. Now get back to work!

Cody grabs the PSSH's hand and starts walking away with her "We'll just be over here!"

They start to run, but Robert catches Cody and says "I don't think so Cody..."

Then Cody screams like a little girl at Robert

Phil gets done with his wiring and he hooks it up and uses David as a patch cable and poof fluffy (a giant stuffed teddy bear) breaks through the wall. In the background you can hear Santa laughing in the background and a Gatling gun firing at Santa. At that moment Phill grabs the Ethernet and runs around the bear’s legs with the wire and detaches the cable and trips him and then they run out the opening in the wall.

Then Cody runs away with the PSSH and Bert chases after them, while the rest of the people are running in the other direction. None of them notice that Braden is still in the cell, drawing. Josh stops at the edge of the river and says..."Who's that odd looking man with Braden?? And what the heck are they doing?!"

They all turn around and scream….

Where's Robert, Cody?"

Cody, who had been chasing after the PSSH with Robert, breathlessly replied, "......

They all look at the mass of TV's and XBox's around them, Cody faints, and DI says

What is going on? We need to get everyone out of here and back to the temple."

So DI got a head count and found that they were missing

a lot of hair from their heads. he screamed and then looked at cody who was the only one left with any hair.

Phillip then said......

"God Bless us, everyone." and then they all re-spawned at the temple, with all their hair, but Cody and Bert were left behind. They all went to where they last saw Cody and Bert, but along the way, they encountered...

E. Erner Goodman who said "work hard and be happy" and then....

replaced the lacrosse ball with a small hand grenade and ran to go sit behind our booths and offer help to the GS behind us

The remainder of the chapter sat at the temple playing video games, except for Bret who was memorizing like there was no tomorrow for ritual when all of a sudden.......

Captain showed up and started yelling out marching commands. and the chapter stared at him and ....

Well, Captain, before we listen to you, you need to get some hair, stilts that are about 8 inches long...and a thingy. Then they all started chasing him, while Reynard (Captain) was hitting on some college girls. When they saw this, Derek said..."

"Is it lunchtime yet? Tony is starving"

Derek lifts up Tony and they all see him with a........

.....pack of "Eggo's".

Derrick grabed the box, and Tony yelled,

"Hey, Leggo' my....

...legs!"

At this, Derek threw tony to the ground and ran away with the waffles. Everybody else continued to look for Cody and Bert, who had somehow used video images to make it look like they were still with the chapter. When they slipped up and accidently told them where they were, they found them....

Breakdancing to the soulful sounds of the backstreet boys, when they noticed the rest of the chapter had found them they......

all started to dance to the really weird polka music in the background. Phill walked over to morrow and said "wow you look like you know what you are doing" and then josh said......

yeah big boy ya want to jump in

And so they did, when Dad McKeown found them he covered his face embarassed and just laughed at this group of guys who he has gotten to know and love, then he said "..........

"I thought the Rainbow chapter closed years ago."

So they were all doing to Polka when the Franklin Chapter stumbled upon them. When they saw what was going on, Jordan said..."

"Wow montgomery Chapter rocks maybe we should all transfer to their chapter" and Then Hollywood said, "

"No! We Don't know them! We never met them at Conclave remember!?"

They all agreed then the Franklin chapter.....

Said oh yeh and then ran around the room tring to find a way out but the evil and awesome montgomery chapter had tricked them with the state of the art holographic projections and thanks to the great brilliance of Jeremy Mehaffey trapped them in a...

......Sleeper hold! Then the Montgomery Chapter all woke up from the weird dream in a deep dark cavern. They were surrounded by guards with guns. Then a dark figure stood before them and with a menacing voice said "...........

"You Will Say I," Pause while they do this "Speak Your Name," Pause while they do this "And Repeat After Me......"

They all stared in awe as this person was none other than........

....Tom Nelson Jr.

David sreamed in horror at the sight. When he did one of the guards hit him in the back of the head, knocking him out cold.

Nelson then said......

Dude... Where's your Card?"

Everyone looked at him shocked when suddenly........

Jeremy awoke from the effect of the sleeper hold and found that his tooth was knocked out and nelson said...

"...Firing Squad, ready, aim,...........

"...Fire!"

As they fired everyone ducked, but they were only shooting blanks. When everyone stood back up, Tom pulled out a Whipped-Cream-Thrower (Like a Flamethrower) And sprayed everyone until.......

..... The master cheif showed up with a ghost following him and the plasma flying and the bullets spraying. he looked at them and yelled ....

"......Death shall come to you all unless you can answer my riddle. If you get the right answer you shall be spared and everything wil return to normal."

The members looked at each other, ready for anything.

"What," he began, "...............

"is the air wing volocity of a sparrow?" everyone looked at him odly and said...

"....there's not enough information to answer that question."

To which he said, "...................

..." then die"
then he pulles out chilly but he is died and singing weird al...

then everyone jumps on him and screams and shouts and growl at him like GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR... and he screams...

and then chilly opens his mouth and shoots out fire that kills everyone except...

… Dad Bressie,  Honorary Legion of Honor and all around hero of Montgomery Chapter.